For the Princess Diaries princess, perpetually punished for prettiness and pipes, this is the ultimate glow-down: a shot at horror queen status via some dude’s fever dream. Accept the role, Anne? Become the muse who got away—or the final girl who didn’t. Twisted redemption awaits.

What Would You NOT Do for Money: Kink, Murder, Weight Gain
Fetishes and felonies are the unofficially preferred extreme hustles.
