An unscientific poll conducted in my car yesterday revealed that of the top three sad, fucked up ways people are currently making gobs of money — kink, murder, weight gain — packing on the pounds is the most abhorrent.
POLL SELECTIONS
- OnlyFans model busted for a paid pee spree
- Karmelo Anthony rewarded with nearly half a million (so far) in donations for allegedly stabbing another teen in the heart
- Mark Wahlberg trades six-pack abs for a full keg to play a role
POLL RESULTS
A — 60% “That’s fine”
B — 30% “Nice work if you can get it”
C- 100% “NOOOOO!”
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Note the look of befuddlement on her mug shot, as if to say, “Do I come to your place of business and yell at you for urinating on everything?!”
