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These are your feet!
What do you call a patriot who can't afford gas and isn't t even epically furious? A pedestrian.
Exclusive: Leaked Memo Reveals Government’s ‘Project Squirrel Scramble’
Meet the federal strategy to keep you darting and spinning across asphalt while cronies race gold-filled U-Hauls out the White House back door.
Area Woman Seeks Control Over Timing of Dick Pics
Pitching the Heat Slightly Low, So the Good Stuff Arrives at Midnight, Not Mid-Meeting
Love Is Dead, But My Engagement Rate’s Thriving: Inside Heteropessimist Dating
Why Catch Feelings When You Can Catch Followers?
The Real Housewives of Riyadh: Trump’s Turn as America’s Ditz-in-Chief
The Pretty Girl and the Prince: America’s Carnival of Freebies and Foolery
What Would You NOT Do for Money: Kink, Murder, Weight Gain
Fetishes and felonies are the unofficially preferred extreme hustles.
