Crime & Death

Crime scene glamour shots and death as lifestyle brand: philosophy holds that humanity’s worst impulses make the best vacation slides and pizza forensics.

Crime & Death

Now with built in Assassination Attempt Style Guide

Now YOU Can Generate News Stories Like The Pros!

Enjoy our Mad Lib–style APP to generate a federally approved article about crimes against Trump’s America.

Crime & Death

Punk Klown Sluts “Agents of Chaos," Not Ordinary Offenders

Punk Klown Sluts Beat Public Urination Charge

Witness Describes Duo As More Like “Agents of Chaos” Than Ordinary Offenders

Crime & Death

L.A.'s Panic Buttons Will Fix Everything

City of L.A.: CLICK HERE to Accept You Live in a Declining Utopia

Officials say panic buttons will help remedy everything from "meth enthusiasts" to "esthetician ambushes."

Crime & Death

Today I’m Grateful I Don’t Want to Make Love to a Corpse on the R Train (And Other Low Bars)

The real public transit crisis isn't delays - it's witnessing a guy give in to necrophiliac compulsion on your nighttime commute.

Crime & Death

Coed turns criminal record into viral résumé

Young woman is riding series of attractive mugshots straight to a productive, happy life.

Crime & Death

Acapulco: where the only thing getting a tan is the chalk outline

“Love the local color,” says tourist, sipping cocktail shaded by decades of blood and bad governance.

Crime & Death

The Front Line on Crime Solving: Pizza Crust

You’re shedding criminal DNA on Little Ceasers and cops are throwing a goddamn party

Crime & Death

Now YOU Can Generate News Stories Like The Pros!

Punk Klown Sluts Beat Public Urination Charge

City of L.A.: CLICK HERE to Accept You Live in a Declining Utopia

Today I’m Grateful I Don’t Want to Make Love to a Corpse on the R Train (And Other Low Bars)

Coed turns criminal record into viral résumé

Acapulco: where the only thing getting a tan is the chalk outline

The Front Line on Crime Solving: Pizza Crust

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Crime & Death

Now YOU Can Generate News Stories Like The Pros!

Punk Klown Sluts Beat Public Urination Charge

City of L.A.: CLICK HERE to Accept You Live in a Declining Utopia

Today I’m Grateful I Don’t Want to Make Love to a Corpse on the R Train (And Other Low Bars)

Coed turns criminal record into viral résumé

Acapulco: where the only thing getting a tan is the chalk outline

The Front Line on Crime Solving: Pizza Crust

— RABBIT HOLES

— RECENT POSTS

— CATEGORIES

— SHOP

Hot takes.Cold comfort.Straight toyour inbox.

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