
What Would You NOT Do for Money: Kink, Murder, Weight Gain
Fetishes and felonies are the unofficially preferred extreme hustles.

Listen, if you’re patting yourself on the back for not romancing a public transit corpse, aim higher, sweetheart.
Be honest, when you see a dead body do you think 'RIP' or 'DTF?'
BREAKING: Joe Rogan Celebrates the Grand Return of “Retard” — A Heartwarming Salute to His People
Rogan's embrace of 'retard' creates poetic symmetry

“Cryptid Bunker” — The Dating Show That Might Be a Government Experiment
Love Island trades suntans for conspiracy theories in a dating show where your soulmate might be a skinwalker.

F*ck Off Marvel, Caligula’s Back In Town
Superheroes please hold: Caligula’s unhinged, porn-adjacent resurrection at Cannes is the “art and genitals” antidote to MCU fatigue.
“I have fake meat all over the house which makes people very nervous when they’re walking around here.”
Take a vintage 1986 tour of John Waters’ Baltimore apartment, where every wall grins with dark humor, queer chaos, and lovingly curated depravity.