Apocalypse & Weird

End times as lifestyle choice: when rapture meets rush hour and aliens grade our collapse, we provide the popcorn philosophy for cosmic final seasons.

Apocalypse & Weird

The End of Days, by Trump International Resorts

Apocalypse Hits; Trump Buys Naming Rights

The End of Days, Sponsored by Trump International Resorts: Rooms Still Available!

Apocalypse & Weird

Easter on Pause? God’s Raging and The Bunny’s Gone Full Blunt

EXCLUSIVE: Is Easter Canceled? Bunny’s Wild Meltdown Coupled With God’s Irritation Threatens Spring Celebrations

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Jesus Asks Fans to Stop Tagging Him in Toast Sightings

Local Prophet Claims to See Jesus in Toast Again; Heaven PR department acknowledges brand fatigue.

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Florida to growing shark population: if you can’t beat ’em, party with ’em.

Drug-addled 'cocaine sharks' may be gobbling 'bales of narcotics' dumped off Florida coast – study reveals 'crazy brain'

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God Sees Rapture Chaos, Grabs Popcorn

Millions of Raptured Souls Stuck in Drone Traffic; FAA Classifies Raptured Christians as “Unmanned Aerial Vehicles”

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“Cryptid Bunker” — The Dating Show That Might Be a Government Experiment

Love Island trades suntans for conspiracy theories in a dating show where your soulmate might be a skinwalker.

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Diligent Vegas Cops Chase the Dream of Apprehending Space Aliens

“Hey, this might sound like a really dumb question,” he says, “but did you guys see anything fall out of the sky?”

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California is ranked No. 20 for survival – I’ll take them odds.

See which states are most likely to survive an alien invasion

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Poland proudly uncovers ancient vampire pit, doom expected by Thursday.

Headline writers' heads explode moments before skeletons turn to bats and takeoff in menacing cloud.