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Pitching the Heat Slightly Low, So the Good Stuff Arrives at Midnight, Not Mid-Meeting

Love Is Dead, But My Engagement Rate’s Thriving: Inside Heteropessimist Dating
Why Catch Feelings When You Can Catch Followers?

Sex, Love, & Money — How to Get Fucked Three Ways (The White Lotus, Season Two)
Emotional manipulation is the ultimate power move. Moral bankruptcy is part of the all-inclusive package.

The Ballad of Barry Bogs: A Darkly Comedic Tale of Depression, Tacos, and Ethical Ambiguity, Part I
Barry Bogs wasn't depressed because he was a terrible person - he was a terrible person because he was depressed, and also because tacos

Siblings And the Art of Social Suicide
I evade my family. Like a fugitive, like a witness in hiding, like a man who’s just seen his face on the nightly news