Easter on Pause? God’s Raging and The Bunny’s Gone Full Blunt
EXCLUSIVE: Is Easter Canceled? Bunny’s Wild Meltdown Coupled With God’s Irritation Threatens Spring Celebrations
God Sees Rapture Chaos, Grabs Popcorn
Millions of Raptured Souls Stuck in Drone Traffic; FAA Classifies Raptured Christians as “Unmanned Aerial Vehicles”
I’ve lost everything, twice. Here’s how that’s working out for me.
I don’t chase chaos—chaos recognizes me as its favorite recurring character and continually writes me into ridiculous plot twists.
Man swaps lifetime of copy‑paste drudgery for infinite lunar futility
Why did the former Kinko’s employee go to space? To get excited about future soul-deadening subsistence in zero gravity.
Diligent Vegas Cops Chase the Dream of Apprehending Space Aliens
“Hey, this might sound like a really dumb question,” he says, “but did you guys see anything fall out of the sky?”
California is ranked No. 20 for survival – I’ll take them odds.
See which states are most likely to survive an alien invasion
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