About Us
Killer Import is a satirical news publication run by people with more opinions than credentials. Armed with barely a semester at USC’s prestigious journalism school and an alarming amount of field experience, our team of dedicated reporters rewrites the headlines you can’t stomach into dark humor you actually want to read. Political parody, absurdist commentary, crime, sex, money, and the apocalypse — we cover it all, poorly, on purpose, and with great enthusiasm. Consider it pie for your satire hole.
