Vowing to skip both Tinder and childbirth, scientists create synthetic human embryos — no need for eggs, sperm, or, heaven forbid, eye contact.
A guy walks into a bar wearing a lab coat. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
He says, “If I swear this isn’t a beaker full of jizz will you let me buy you a drink?”
When asked how these breakthroughs might reshape our understanding of life, one scientist noted, “Mostly, we’re just trying not to talk to people anymore.”
