A dad walks into a bar wearing a crypto hoodie and the thousand‑yard stare of a man who’s just told his teenage sons, “No murdering rivals while we’re away.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, my man, we stopped serving drinks paid for in blood or Bitcoin.”
Parental control apps were not built for this level of economic terrorism.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/i-dressed-like-kid-go-30153309
