Did you hear about Florida’s newest tourist attraction?
Disney’s got nothing on cocaine‑fueled sharks.
Authorities found all the coke in the water turns apex predators into the ultimate party animals. One beachgoer said, “At least they’re not eating people; their appetites are suppressed, but for the love of god, they will not shut up.
https://www.the-sun.com/tech/8645979/cocaine-sharks-florida-eating-drugs
UPDATE 3/26/26: Now in the Caribbean, too! https://nypost.com/2026/03/26/science/cocaine-sharks-found-cruising-the-caribbean/
