F*ck Off Marvel, Caligula’s Back In Town

Superheroes please hold: Caligula’s unhinged, porn-adjacent resurrection at Cannes is the “art and genitals” antidote to MCU fatigue.
ruling an empire strapped to a spear of pure, uncut decadence

The message to the Hulk and Caped Crusaders is clear: “Your gadgets are cute, but have you ever tried ruling an empire while strapped to a spear of pure, uncut decadence?” 

A guy walks into a Cannes screening with a script for The Avengers: Endgame 7 and another guy with a golden chariot full of Roman orgies walks in behind him. The first guy says, “I’ve got a three-hour climax.” The second guy, Caligula, says, “I’ve got a climax every ten minutes, and the guest star is a goat.”

The film was the lovechild of a porn director and a history professor who couldn’t agree on the plot. Now that it’s finally unshackled, it’s the only thing in town that feels real—no green screens, no motion-capture suits, just raw, messy, sweaty humanity doing what empires do best: burning it all down.

https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/notorious-epic-caligula-new-lease-life-complete-cut-142156476.html

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/may/19/an-irresistible-mix-of-art-and-genitals-caligula-finally-comes-to-cannes

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