The message to the Hulk and Caped Crusaders is clear: “Your gadgets are cute, but have you ever tried ruling an empire while strapped to a spear of pure, uncut decadence?”
A guy walks into a Cannes screening with a script for The Avengers: Endgame 7 and another guy with a golden chariot full of Roman orgies walks in behind him. The first guy says, “I’ve got a three-hour climax.” The second guy, Caligula, says, “I’ve got a climax every ten minutes, and the guest star is a goat.”
The film was the lovechild of a porn director and a history professor who couldn’t agree on the plot. Now that it’s finally unshackled, it’s the only thing in town that feels real—no green screens, no motion-capture suits, just raw, messy, sweaty humanity doing what empires do best: burning it all down.
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